CBallUSA Records
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Dr. Lee - The Comic

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Dr. Lee - The Comic

The debut hip-hop album from The Master himself

Featuring the hit singles:

Additional Tracks:

  • Rock the Dells
  • Gitting Down (feat. Marky Mark)
  • Stone Code Rhymin’
  • Rhyme-Seyer (feat. Styles Reyes)
  • Back That Thang Up
  • Down With OOP

Coming 08.01.02 to a store near you!

Lyrics

Nothin But a “G” Thang (original) NOTHIN BUT A LEE THANG
[Verse One: Snoop Doggy Dogg]

One, two, three and to the four
Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre are at the door
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
(Cause you know we ‘bout to rip shit up)

Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble
Compton and Long Beach together, now you know you’re in trouble
Ain’t nothin’ but a G thang, baaaaabay!
Two loc’ed out G’s so we’re craaaaazay!
Death Row is the label that paaaaays me!
Unfadable, so please don’t try to fade this (Hell yeah)

But, uh, back to the lecture at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I'm 'a let ‘em understand
From a young G’s perspective
And before me dig out a bitch I have to find a contraceptive

You never know she could be earnin’ her man,
And learnin’ her man, and at the same time burnin’ her man
Now you know I ain’t wit that shit, Lieutenant
Ain’t no pussy good enough to get burnt while I’m up in it (yeah)

Now that’s realer than real-deal Holyfield
And now all you hookas and hoes know how I feel
Well if it’s good enough to get broke off a proper chunk
I’ll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff

[Hook: Snoop Doggy Dogg]

It’s like this and like that and like this and uh
It’s like that and like this and like that and uh
It’s like this and like that and like this and uh
Dre, creep to the mic like a phantom…

[Dr. Dre]

Well I’m peepin’, and I’m creepin’, and I’m creep-in’
But I damn near got caught, ‘cause my beeper kept beepin’
Now it’s time for me to make my impression felt
So sit back, relax, and strap on your seatbelt

You never been on a ride like this befo’
With a producer who can rap and control the maestro
At the same time with the dope rhymes that I kick
You know, and I know, I flow some ol’ funky shit

To add to my collection, the selection
Symbolizes dope, take a toke, but don’t choke
If you do, you’ll have no clue
Of what me and my homey Snoop Dogg came to do

[Hook: Snoop Doggy Dogg & Dr. Dre]

It’s like this and like that and like this and uh
It’s like that and like this and like that and uh
It’s like this, and we ain’t got no love for those
So just chill, ‘til the next episode

[Verse One: Mike Wraggy Wragg]

One, two, three and to the four
Mike Wraggy Wragg and Dr. Lee are at the door
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
(First, we have to ride the elevator up)

Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble
Dolton and Korea together, now you know you’re in trouble
Ain't nothin’ but a Lee thang, baaaaabay!
Two all-out geeks going craaaaazay!
Near North is the corp that paaaaays me!
Unreplaceable, so please don't try to fire me (Hell yeah)

But, uh, back to the lecture at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I’m ‘a let ‘em understand
From a young geek’s perspective
And before me build a site, tell me where the PDFs is

You never know, I could be trotting all day,
Collecting my pay, and at the same time hearing you say:
“That guy is with really with it, Tony
“Ain’t no reason good enough not to give him more money” (yeah)

Now that’s realer than real-deal Holyfield
Now you managers and CEO’s know how I feel
But if I’m not good enough to get paid a proper chunk
I’ll take a small piece of some of that green stuff

[Hook]

It’s like this and like that and like this and uh
It’s like that and like this and like that and uh
It’s like this and like that and like this and uh
Lee, creep to the mic like a phantom…

[Verse Two: Dr. Lee]

Well I’m playin’, and I’m shootin’, and I’m hummin’
But I damn near got caught, cuz the Big Guy kept comin’
Now it’s time for me to rent a DVD
So sit back, relax, with some KFC

You never watched a DVD like this before
On a laptop with chicken strips galore
At the same time with the dope golf that I play
You know, and I know, I won't be at work today

My Criterion Collection, the selection
Tonight is “Pi”, wear a shirt, but no tie
If you do, you’ll have no clue
Of what me and my homey Mike Wragg came to do

[Hook]

It’s like this and like that and like this and uh
It’s like that and like this and like that and uh
It’s like this, and we ain’t got no love for those
So just chill, ‘til the next episode

Straight Outta CompUSA

You are about to witness the strength of geek knowledge…

Verse One: Mike Wraggy Wragg

Straight outta CompUSA,
Crazy motherfucker named Mike Wragg
From the group spelled N.N.W.A.

Step to me at the C-ball line
Game is over in a minute’s time
Cuz I’m a robot
Yeah, that’s what I thought
I just hit all ten shots

And I’ll shoot you if you mess with me
Then, design a logo for your dead body
My Photoshop 5.0 is the tool
Don’t make me act like a motherfuckin’ fool

Packin’ my weapon in a paper sack
Cuz plastic bags are wickety-wack
Don’t complain about my tiled backgrounds
Or get filled with shotgun rounds

Re-design your site in an instant
Your complaints will be non-existant
And I’ll give you a net that’s extra-
With a web-safe palette, I betcha

Every time Mike steps to the mic
I give you the shit that you like
So listen close, and get a lesson
Before I end your user session

Handing out extranet passwords and IDs
Daily, weekly, monthly and yearly
Until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly
That I’m down with the capital J-S-P
Boy, you can't mess with me

So when you’re in my office, you better duck
Cuz Mike Wragg is crazy as fuck
Tossin’ yellow balls every which way
But the way that I'm from is…
Straight outta CompUSA

Verse Two: MC Bender

Straight outta CompUSA,
Another crazy-ass web guy
More sites I build,
My rep gets sky-high

When I’m pissed off
I got my shoes off
Wiggle my fingers
And Vignette is hauled off

I'm a bad motherfucker and you know this
View my source code—it will show this
Stylesheets, graphics…and text
Send me your DNS request

Which stands for “Dope New Site”
I keep coding—even at night
Destroying Vignette like there’s no tomorrow
But I don’t feel no sorrow

Carry a laptop when I’m on the run
Read software manuals just for fun
Everything I make is always dope
My back-end is powered by Zope

In every group, I’m an individual
S-Q-L spells sequel, I’m the original
Which means I'm number one
By the time you get started, I’m done

Just like burglary,
The word is “jackin”
I steal money from the cup,
And start snackin’

Drinkin’ Diet Pepsi while I’m killin’
Twist off the cap, and win a million
Look, you might take it as a trip
But a geek like Bender’s on a gangsta tip…
Straight outta CompUSA

Verse Three: Eazy-Lee

Eazy is my name and the boy is comin…
Straight outta CompUSA
And then I hit Borders
Wherever I go, I create disorders

Insane cuz I’m wired on coffee
Step up, and I’ll push you off me
I don’t give a fuck, that’s the problem
I see the Big Guy coming, I dodge him

Cuz I’m bigger than any guy out there
So big, my presence is everywhere
I’m the guy in the corner who supplies the coke
If you’re cold, it’s a funny joke

In my hood, I’ll take you to school
Master of every programming tool
In my web, you’ll get tangled
Let loose my Python, you’ll get strangled

This is the autobiography of Lee,
And if you ever mess with me
You’ll look silly
Cuz I’m a man like no other
Word to your mother…
Straight outta CompUSA



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