El Presidente Challenges Evil Dave

Thursday night’s debate unveiled a new challenge for Evil Dave’s campaign. His name is “El Presidente.” Reporters from ASGossip were on hand at the event to witness a chilling match between the two titans. If only we’d gotten this letter earlier, we could have warned Evil Dave that his arch-enemy was on the prowl…

To the followers and fans of the one known as Evil Dave…

I am El Presidente. My platform is simple: an end to the People of the Lake and the total destruction of Evil Dave Sheldon.

I have made it my purpose in life to see that Evil Dave is stopped. As a man of honor, I give you all my word that I will finish him. Once and for all.

Evil Dave: Your very hours are numbered. You’d better watch out. El Presidente is coming for you!

—El Presidente, “Viva El Presidente!”