Mr. Orange on the Candidates

One of ASG’s brightest stars (and when we say that, we’re not bullshitting—he’s somebody) has chimed in anonymously with his thoughts on the candidates, their platforms, and their chances for victory:

Quick summary of the candidates from where I sit:

Kim - I like her, but there’s no real platform

Karyn - Rehashing ideas from the last couple elections

Evil - Having fun as usual

Oberhauser - Living on another planet (tell the admin how to make NU #1? Come on…)

Briggeman - Living on a farther planet (What is his experience? Platform? Anything?)

Ariel - Angry, Arrogant, Annoying Bastard (but not exactly AAAB). Can we put him on anoher planet?

Zelenski - Oh, please… People who hate ASG are the ones who won’t vote. He’s a joke.

And from the grave, Rox - Still like her the most, but respect her choice. Write-ins, anyone?

Overall, I'd have to say Evil would do a great job, but no one will ever take him seriously. From what we’ve seen in Senate (and I’ve seen elsewhere) he is a hard worker, and very, very intelligent. However, I have a feeling the campaign is going to go to Karyn.

My two cents,

—Mr. Orange