Zelenski Fined 50 Dollars for Not Showing Up

The campaign of Paul “Fuck ASG” Zelenski started off on a very wrong foot, as the extremist anti-ASG candidate was fined $50 for not sending a representative to the mandatory campaign meeting held last week. Reportedly, Zelenski was out of town at the time of the meeting, but none of his campaign staff could be bothered to attend the meeting in his stead. Looks like ASG is sending a big “Fuck Zelenski” to the irresponsibility of his campaign…